Aadam aur Hawa
by sheel_bhang©
Hawa aur aadam ki kahani kuch mili-juli hain, dono ek hi samay par apne naam ke anuroop kaam kiya, kaam-krida to baad mein ki—par ye saala hua kaise—iski kahani badi majedar hain aur bakwas bhi, kyunki, bhai jab chudai ka man hota hain tab aadami koi kahani nahi banata, tab to bas....
Filhaal, kahani mein ek apple 'viagra' ki tarha kaam karta hain (abb aap soch rahe honge ki ye chodha apple, [viagra?] kahan se aa tapka, woh to Newton ki gaand pe gira tha na) nahi, nahi, Newton se pehle woh aadam ke gira thaa, par saley ko 'Law of Gravity' ke vajaye chudai ka idea ayaa, acha hain, aadam ko is discovery ke liye inam mein choot milee.
Kehte hain ki, ek saap ne usay apple khaaney ke liye kahan—chutiyaa, yeh bhi koi bathane jaisi baatein hain—khair, gaur dene wali baat ye hain ki ush din, dhi-chod saap ne live- porn dekhi. Tabhi se saarein saap porn movies bana rahe hain aur aadhe saley voyeur hain.
Jaankaro ke anusar, saap ke vishay mein gehan anaveshan kiya gaya aur kuch to ish natize par pahuche ki saap asal mein aadam ka loda he tha (aur kisi saap ko kya padi, baygaani shadi mein abdula diwana). Mere bhaiyeyon, mein to yahan tak kehte hu ki apple bhi aadam ki gaand ke niche latak rahe aandkosh he hain. Saara dosh aadam ke latkte saap ka aur apple ka hain, becahri hawa ka to koi dosh nahi.
hawa ka to sirf balatkar he hua tha, par usko bada maja bhi aya kyonki kisi ne use bathaya nahi ki, ye balatkar hota hain, aaj-kal hum kehe sakte hain ki rape tha, civilization ne hamme rape diya dosto (tumhe usne ojectify kar diya) hawa ne sirf positive socha aur choda, usne mujhe sirf satisfy kiya. Apple ka ras to usne oral sex ke doraan chakha, tab to hawa, hawa se sex-ki-haiwaan ban gayi. hawa ki hawas badh gayi.
aur apple khaatein he, aadam ke lode mein aa gaya dam isi liye woh kehe laya 'aadam'; tabhi zor se hawayein chalne lagi, hawa ke saare patey udh gaye. is liye uska naam hi pad gaya 'hawa'.
abb aadam ke saap ka muhu laal hua jaa raha tha, uske pait mein ajeeb si gadbadh ho rahi thi; use laga usay tatti aa rahi hain woh ped ke peeche ja kar bhaith gaya, bahut der tak tatti nahi aayi, aur lund bhi so gaya, pait ki gadbad bhi theekh ho gayi.
Par hawa ko dekhte he maamlaa phir se ton ho gaya, saap ka muhu laal ho gaaya. aadam ki to phati padi thi, ki behen-chod ye ho kya raha hain, (sex education bahut zaroori hoti, nahi to sab log zyada samay tatti mein guzarengey) par hawwa mein aisa kya tha (mein sab dekh raha hoon pathako abhi baatha ta hoon) lagta hain mein bhi saap banta ja raha hoon.
Hawwa koi khas khoobsurat nahi thi, pehli copy thi na woh, survati maal bekaar he hota hain yaaron, par woh sali ek dam nangi thi, uski choot ki lambai aur naak ki lambai ek jaisi thi; uske boobs muskmelon ki tarha thay—shit yaara—par dusri taraf se toh iska ek boob to kafi chota hain, jaise bade size ka orange ho. oh no!
Note: uski chuchiya perfect thi!!!
par boobs chotey badey hone ke karan, chuchiya bhi chothi-badi ho gayi, Kaise???
jo boob bada tha uski choochi choti lagti thi, aur jo boob chota tha uski choochi badi lagti thi.
Bilkul aisa lagta tha jaise hawwa apne boobs se aankh mar rahi ho. Mujhe to hansi aa rahi hain par aadam ka abhi bhi khada tha (aadam ko kahani se zada chodne mein ruchi hain).
Hawwa ki gaand bahut chawdee thi, jis se hamesa hava hi nikal ti rehti thi, in short, ek phooli hui dheeli boring gaand, uske pait ka bhi yahi haal tha. pait aur gand twins lagte thay; bas aek mein ched tha aur aek ka ched band tha.
hawwa kisi gaayein (cow) ki tarah jhookh kar pattay utha rahi thi tabhi aadam ko idea ayaa aur woh us par toot pada, hawa ki naak aur chaudi ho gayi aur chodi hoti gayi, aadam kisi maal-gaadi ke dabbe ki tarha dusri maal-gaadi par chadhe hua tha, aur masha-allha, aadam ka penis kisi four-stroke engine ke piston ki taraha kaam kar raha tha, jaise hi piston ghusa hawa ke muhu se ek seeti nikli sshhccsss!! Aur train ka engine chukh-chukh kar ke chodne laga. bas uski baad se toh hawwa ke muhu se chidiyon ki si awaz ane lagi.
10,000 jhatko ke baad aadam dharasahi ho gaya, agli subha utha, tho bade-chote boobs wali aadam ki tango ke beech leti thi, hawwa ne chusna shuru kiya aur choosti rahi jab tak aadam ton na hua; ton hote he woh aadam ke lode mein bhaith gayi. aadam ke mana karne par bhi woh uchakne lagi; aadam ko gussa a gaya usne haawa ke baal uski jhantoan se bhad diye.
NOTE: aadam hamesa usko ish tarha pack kar ke chala jaya karta aur jab chodne ka samay hota to use khol deta aur der tak chodhta.
haawa ke boobs ne use aankh mari aur aadam ne bhi maari, phir haas kar chal diya.